What Is The Church of the One Wheel?
The Church of the One Wheel started the way a lot of questionable ideas do: with a slightly sleep-deprived rider, a half-baked joke, and one too many “this feels like a religion” moments while carving through a parking lot. We are OneWheel riders and this site is our ongoing love letter to the weird joke that came up while on a ride.
This is not a real church and definitely not a serious attempt to start one. It’s a parody project, a place to poke fun at ourselves, celebrate the joy of riding, and process the occasional baptism by asphalt with a sense of humor. The “doctrine” here lives in weekly satirical sermons, fake holy days, and made-up traditions that hopefully make you laugh.
Behind the scenes, The Church of the One Wheel is just a small creative project run by Rogue Star Media, no secret board of elders, no investors, no hidden agenda beyond “make something funny, share it with people who get the joke, and keep the lights on.” If you ever have questions, concerns, or ideas for future sermons, you can always reach me at theone@thechurchoftheonewheel.com.
If you’re looking for the serious stuff, legal disclaimers, parody notes, brand non-affiliation, and all the “please don’t sue us” details, you’ll find that just below.
Legal & Disclaimers
Last Updated: 11/22/2025
1. This Is a Parody Site
The Church of the One Wheel is a parody and satire project, created for entertainment, commentary, and the spread of single-wheel absurdity.
This site is not a real religion, church, or legally recognized spiritual movement (yet).
All sermons, testimonials, rituals, and holy symbols are fictional and exaggerated for comedic effect. Any spiritual enlightenment achieved while riding is entirely your own doing.
2. Business Entity Notice
This website and its associated content are created and published by Rogue Star Media.
All opinions, jokes, products, and religious propaganda are solely those of Rogue Star Media.
3. We Are Not Affiliated with Onewheel™ or Any Brand
We are not affiliated with Future Motion, Inc., Onewheel™, or any electric skateboard or personal EV manufacturer.
Mentions of brand names and products are made for parody, commentary, and meme purposes, and fall under fair use protections of U.S. copyright and trademark law.
4. This Is for Entertainment Purposes Only
This is a satirical website.
Do not treat our content as real religious advice, life guidance, or traffic safety instruction.
We take no responsibility for:
Road rash
Battery anxiety
Unplanned conversion experiences
Sudden spiritual awakenings caused by low tire pressure
5. Donations & Tithes
All donations (a.k.a. “tithes”) go toward supporting content creation, hosting, and fueling our quest for balance and snacks. We are not a tax-exempt entity, and donations are not tax deductible.
But they are blessed.
6. Merchandise Disclaimer
Our merch is sold via print-on-demand and created with parody in mind. Quality may vary slightly by manufacturer, but every item has been spiritually cleansed of scooter energy.
7. Copyright & Content Ownership
Unless otherwise stated, all original content — sermons, illustrations, designs, and spiritual branding — is the intellectual property of Rogue Star Media.
Unauthorized use of our sacred wheel glyphs or divine fonts is frowned upon and may result in karmic imbalance.
8. Contact Us
Questions, concerns, or confessions?
📬 Contact: theone@thechurchoftheonewheel.com
🙏 Final Note:
“The wheel is eternal. The site is satirical.”
Rogue Star Media thanks you for rolling with us.