1. This Is a Parody Site

The Church of the One Wheel is a parody and satire project, created for entertainment, commentary, and the spread of single-wheel absurdity.

This site is not a real religion, church, or legally recognized spiritual movement (yet).

All sermons, testimonials, rituals, and holy symbols are fictional and exaggerated for comedic effect. Any spiritual enlightenment achieved while riding is entirely your own doing.

2. Business Entity Notice

This website and its associated content are created and published by Rogue Star Media.

All opinions, jokes, products, and religious propaganda are solely those of Rogue Star Media.

3. We Are Not Affiliated with Onewheel™ or Any Brand

We are not affiliated with Future Motion, Inc., Onewheel™, or any electric skateboard or personal EV manufacturer.

Mentions of brand names and products are made for parody, commentary, and meme purposes, and fall under fair use protections of U.S. copyright and trademark law.

4. This Is for Entertainment Purposes Only

This is a satirical website.
Do not treat our content as real religious advice, life guidance, or traffic safety instruction.

We take no responsibility for:

• Road rash

• Battery anxiety

• Unplanned conversion experiences

• Sudden spiritual awakenings caused by low tire pressure

5. Donations & Tithes

All donations (a.k.a. “tithes”) go toward supporting content creation, hosting, and fueling our quest for balance and snacks. We are not a tax-exempt entity, and donations are not tax deductible.

But they are blessed.

6. Merchandise Disclaimer

Our merch is sold via print-on-demand and created with parody in mind. Quality may vary slightly by manufacturer, but every item has been spiritually cleansed of scooter energy.

7. Copyright & Content Ownership

Unless otherwise stated, all original content — sermons, illustrations, designs, and spiritual branding — is the intellectual property of Rogue Star Media.

Unauthorized use of our sacred wheel glyphs or divine fonts is frowned upon and may result in karmic imbalance.

8. Contact Us

Questions, concerns, or confessions?

📬 Contact: [your-email@example.com]

🙏 Final Note:

“The wheel is eternal. The site is satirical.”

Rogue Star Media thanks you for rolling with us.