Tithes & Offerings

"Fuel the Faith. Charge the Mission."

Your generous tithes keep the wheels turning, the sermons flowing, and the battery fully charged.

Buy Me A Coffee

At The Church of the One Wheel, we believe giving is an act of spiritual balance (and fiscal absurdity).

Your donation supports:

  • Holy meme creation

  • The spreading of wheel-based wisdom

  • Future sacred merchandise drops

  • And maybe… just maybe… replacing our Prophet's very worn-out tire

"Give, and ye shall receive… possibly a sticker."

  • “I donated $10 and found a fully charged outlet in the middle of nowhere. The Wheel provides.”

    Sister Jade of the Sidewalk

  • “I was spiritually bankrupt… then I gave $5. Now I’m only financially bankrupt, but way more enlightened.”

    The Gloved Rider of Lot D

  • “Before I gave, my wheel wobbled. After I tithed, I could carve like a prophet. Coincidence? I think not.”

    Brother Eli “Firmware 7.0” Carter