He Has Risen… Because the Battery Recharged
On the third day, the board rose again — fully charged. In this sacred and slightly unhinged Easter sermon, we reflect on the resurrection, redemption, and the real meaning of the season: never letting your battery die again. Amen and ride on.
Is Walking a Test of Faith?
Every rider faces the ultimate test — the walk of shame. In this sermon, The Church of the One Wheel reflects on the spiritual lessons found when your battery dies and you are forced to walk. Is walking failure… or faith?
Why Two Wheels Are a Sin Against Nature
Balance was never meant to be divided. In this fiery sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we confront the greatest heresy of modern transportation — the two-wheeled scooter. Discover why true faith rides on one wheel alone, and why adding a second is not innovation… it’s sin.
The Path to Balance is Paved (Preferably Smooth)
True balance isn’t just within — it’s beneath you. In this sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we reflect on the spiritual power of a smooth path, and why life (and pavement) is better without cracks, gravel, or chaos.
Charging Stations: Our Modern Temples
Every rider knows the moment — low battery, desperate searching, and the blessed glow of an open outlet. In this sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we explore why charging stations are more than convenience — they are sacred spaces for modern mobility.
Baptized by Asphalt: My Conversion Story
Every true rider has fallen. In this personal testimony from The Church of the One Wheel, Deaconess Marnie ‘Crash Queen’ Lopez shares how hitting the pavement was not the end of her journey — it was the beginning of her faith in the One Wheel.