Wheels of Fire: The Trials of Riding Mid-July Asphalt

Mid-July rides aren’t for the faint of heart — they’re for the blistered and the spiritually sunburned. In this sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we explore what it means to ride through the fire, sweat through the balance, and carve faithfully across asphalt hot enough to fry a burrito.

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The Tithe of Torque: Giving Back to the Battery

In this sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we explore the sacred act of giving back — not just to the ride, but to the source. Discover why tithing your torque, sharing your charger, and honoring the battery is a holy ritual every Wheeliever must embrace.

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Let Freedom Roll: The Declaration of Wheelpendence

This Fourth of July, The Church of the One Wheel declares independence from walking, handlebars, and low battery anxiety. Join us for a sermon that celebrates liberty, balance, and the sacred right to carve freely across this great land.

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The Father, The Son, and The Charging Station

On this Father’s Day, The Church of the One Wheel honors the sacred trinity of ride, rebellion, and recharge. Join us for a sermon exploring how wisdom, wildness, and wall plugs form the divine cycle of balance.

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Falling is Just Rapid Kneeling

In this Sunday sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we explore the divine truth behind every wipeout: falling isn’t failure — it’s high-velocity humility. Whether you skid, tumble, or ragdoll through a crosswalk, know this: you’re not crashing — you’re praying aggressively.

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The Path is Uneven, but the Faithful Glide

Life isn’t smooth — and neither is the sidewalk. In this Sunday sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we explore how balance, faith, and just the right lean can carry us over every bump, crack, and unexpected curb.

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Honor Thy Motherboard: Lessons in Maintenance and Maternity

This Mother’s Day, The Church of the One Wheel honors the quiet, powerful presence that keeps us balanced — the motherboard. Join us for a sermon that celebrates the sacred overlap between motherhood and maintenance, where tire pressure meets maternal wisdom and every beep is a blessing.

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Thou Shalt Not Walk: The First Commandment of Motion

Walking is no longer necessary — or holy. In this foundational sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we reveal the first and most sacred commandment: Thou Shalt Not Walk. Discover how the path to salvation begins with balance, brushless motors, and the bold decision to never take another step again.

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The Road is Wide, But Balance is Narrow

Discover why true balance is found on the narrow path, not the wide road. In this Sunday sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we explore the sacred art of riding with faith, focus, and just enough wobble to find glory.

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Charging Stations: Our Modern Temples

Every rider knows the moment — low battery, desperate searching, and the blessed glow of an open outlet. In this sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we explore why charging stations are more than convenience — they are sacred spaces for modern mobility.

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