Sermons from the Wheel, Wheeliever Lore & Legends, The Book of Bearings Clay . Sermons from the Wheel, Wheeliever Lore & Legends, The Book of Bearings Clay .

Genesis of the Round: When the Wheel Rolled Into Being

Wheelievers, gather close and warm your shins by the glow of the headlamp, today we preach Genesis of the Round, the moment the Wheel rolled into being and separated the faithful from the foot-bound. Learn the first holy laws, respect pushback, know thy PSI, and keep thy stance steady, lest pride deliver thee unto the sacred nosedive. Hear the Parable of the Speed Bump, recite the call-and-response of survival, and practice the Sacred Pre-Ride Ritual so your miles may be multiplied in peace.

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