No.
The Church of the One Wheel is a parody and satire project created for entertainment and commentary about one-wheel riding culture. It isn’t a legally recognized religion or church, and nothing on this site should be taken as formal spiritual, legal, or life advice. For the official legal and parody disclaimers, see our About page.

The site and its content are created and published by Rogue Star Media.
In practice, that means a real human writes the sermons, designs the visuals, and maintains the site, not a faceless corporation or anonymous bot farm.

If you need to reach us, email: theone@thechurchoftheonewheel.com.

No.
We are not affiliated with Future Motion, Inc., Onewheel™, or any electric skateboard, EUC, or personal EV manufacturer. Any brand names are mentioned for satire, commentary, or review purposes only.

Nothing on this site is endorsed by, sponsored by, or officially connected to those companies.

No.
All content here, sermons, stories, “doctrine,” and jokes, is for entertainment only.

• It is not professional safety guidance.

• It is not legal, medical, or financial advice.

• It should not be used as the basis for decisions about riding, health, traffic laws, or money.

Always follow local laws, consult qualified professionals when needed, and use your own judgment when riding any personal electric vehicle.

We joke about crashes, road rash, and dramatic moments, but we do not encourage unsafe behavior.

We recommend that riders:

• Wear appropriate safety gear (helmet, pads, etc.).

• Follow local laws and regulations.

• Ride within their skill level and environmental conditions.

If any joke on this site seems to promote dangerous behavior, please read it as satire, not instruction.

No.
Donations to The Church of the One Wheel (“tithes”) help support hosting, creative work, and the ongoing nonsense of this parody project, but:

• We are not a registered charity or tax-exempt organization.

• Your donations are not tax-deductible.

Please only donate what you can comfortably afford and treat it as support for entertainment content.

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This site is created for adults and older teens who understand satire. While we don’t aim for graphic content, there may be:

• Jokes about injury, crashes, and “baptism by asphalt,”

• References to mild profanity or adult themes.

Parents and guardians should use their own judgment about whether this content is appropriate for younger viewers.

If you have questions, concerns, or see something that looks:

• Legally problematic,

• Factually incorrect, or

• Technically broken,

please email us at theone@thechurchoftheonewheel.com.

We’ll review your message and do our best to respond and make any necessary corrections.