Before the carve, there was chaos. Then came the Wheel — a self-balancing miracle that rolled the universe into motion. This origin sermon reveals the sacred story of creation, temptation by scooter, and the eternal power of brushless faith.

In this Sunday sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we explore the divine truth behind every wipeout: falling isn’t failure — it’s high-velocity humility. Whether you skid, tumble, or ragdoll through a crosswalk, know this: you’re not crashing — you’re praying aggressively.

Memorial Day isn't just for riding — it's for reclining. In this sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we explore the sacred connection between rest, ritual, and deeply discounted mattresses. Ride hard, nap holy.

Life isn’t smooth — and neither is the sidewalk. In this Sunday sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we explore how balance, faith, and just the right lean can carry us over every bump, crack, and unexpected curb.

This Mother’s Day, The Church of the One Wheel honors the quiet, powerful presence that keeps us balanced — the motherboard. Join us for a sermon that celebrates the sacred overlap between motherhood and maintenance, where tire pressure meets maternal wisdom and every beep is a blessing.

Walking is no longer necessary — or holy. In this foundational sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we reveal the first and most sacred commandment: Thou Shalt Not Walk. Discover how the path to salvation begins with balance, brushless motors, and the bold decision to never take another step again.

Discover why true balance is found on the narrow path, not the wide road. In this Sunday sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we explore the sacred art of riding with faith, focus, and just enough wobble to find glory.

On the third day, the board rose again — fully charged. In this sacred and slightly unhinged Easter sermon, we reflect on the resurrection, redemption, and the real meaning of the season: never letting your battery die again. Amen and ride on.

Every rider faces the ultimate test — the walk of shame. In this sermon, The Church of the One Wheel reflects on the spiritual lessons found when your battery dies and you are forced to walk. Is walking failure… or faith?

Balance was never meant to be divided. In this fiery sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we confront the greatest heresy of modern transportation — the two-wheeled scooter. Discover why true faith rides on one wheel alone, and why adding a second is not innovation… it’s sin.

True balance isn’t just within — it’s beneath you. In this sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we reflect on the spiritual power of a smooth path, and why life (and pavement) is better without cracks, gravel, or chaos.

Every true rider has fallen. In this personal testimony from The Church of the One Wheel, Deaconess Marnie ‘Crash Queen’ Lopez shares how hitting the pavement was not the end of her journey — it was the beginning of her faith in the One Wheel.