Palm Sunday of the Palm Pad reminds wheelievers that not every foot is welcomed equally, and not every failed mount may be blamed on firmware. This week’s sermon honors the sacred sensor, the mystery of proper foot placement, and the public humiliation that follows false confidence. A holy warning for every rider who has ever said “the board was acting weird” while standing halfway in a shrub.

When the app whispereth “just one more MPH,” only the wise remember that pushback is mercy, not insult. In this week’s sermon, wheelievers are warned against the ancient sins of overconfidence, bad foot placement, and believing a Reddit stranger with a raccoon avatar. A fiery message on speed, sensors, and spiritual humility for every rider who has ever thought, “It worked yesterday.”