The Temptation of Speed: When the App Whispereth ‘Just One More MPH’

When the app whispereth “just one more MPH,” only the wise remember that pushback is mercy, not insult. In this week’s sermon, wheelievers are warned against the ancient sins of overconfidence, bad foot placement, and believing a Reddit stranger with a raccoon avatar. A fiery message on speed, sensors, and spiritual humility for every rider who has ever thought, “It worked yesterday.”