This Mother’s Day, wheelievers are called to honor not only the Maker of the Wheel, but the sacred tire-pressure checker who asks, “Did you actually check it?” before every avoidable wobble. A wholesome sermon on mothers, maintenance, PSI, and the humbling truth that “it feels fine” is not a measurement.

When the app whispereth “just one more MPH,” only the wise remember that pushback is mercy, not insult. In this week’s sermon, wheelievers are warned against the ancient sins of overconfidence, bad foot placement, and believing a Reddit stranger with a raccoon avatar. A fiery message on speed, sensors, and spiritual humility for every rider who has ever thought, “It worked yesterday.”