Sermons from the Wheel, Rider Discipline, Warnings from the Wheel, Modern Wheeliever Life Clay . Sermons from the Wheel, Rider Discipline, Warnings from the Wheel, Modern Wheeliever Life Clay .

Palm Sunday of the Palm Pad: Blessed Be the Sensor That Detecteth

Palm Sunday of the Palm Pad reminds wheelievers that not every foot is welcomed equally, and not every failed mount may be blamed on firmware. This week’s sermon honors the sacred sensor, the mystery of proper foot placement, and the public humiliation that follows false confidence. A holy warning for every rider who has ever said “the board was acting weird” while standing halfway in a shrub.

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