In Thine Commute Shall Be Effortless and Cool, The Church of the One Wheel delivers a holy promise for the modern age: thou shalt glide past traffic, perspire not, and arrive radiant. This sermon reveals the spiritual superiority of the smooth ride, the sacred rites of pre-commute prep, and the divine smugness of passing walkers with a halo of breeze. Join the faithful. Ditch the bus. Balance is salvation.

On the seventh day, we don’t rest — we ride. This sermon from The Church of the One Wheel honors the sacred slow glide of Sundays, where motion becomes meditation and balance becomes a blessing.