This Mother’s Day, wheelievers are called to honor not only the Maker of the Wheel, but the sacred tire-pressure checker who asks, “Did you actually check it?” before every avoidable wobble. A wholesome sermon on mothers, maintenance, PSI, and the humbling truth that “it feels fine” is not a measurement.

This Mother’s Day, The Church of the One Wheel honors the quiet, powerful presence that keeps us balanced — the motherboard. Join us for a sermon that celebrates the sacred overlap between motherhood and maintenance, where tire pressure meets maternal wisdom and every beep is a blessing.