After every nosedive, the faithful face the same holy question: will they learn, or will they immediately blame firmware and try again in front of witnesses? This week’s Easter sermon celebrates the sacred art of the remount, reminding wheelievers that resurrection is real, but it looketh a lot like fresh grip tape, humbled speed, and leaves still stuck to your pads. A message of hope, recovery, and not repeating the exact same dumb mistake by sunset.

Palm Sunday of the Palm Pad reminds wheelievers that not every foot is welcomed equally, and not every failed mount may be blamed on firmware. This week’s sermon honors the sacred sensor, the mystery of proper foot placement, and the public humiliation that follows false confidence. A holy warning for every rider who has ever said “the board was acting weird” while standing halfway in a shrub.

On the Equinox of Balance, wheelievers are reminded that the world worships “up,” but the Wheel has always demanded something holier: staying centered. This week’s sermon delivers a grave warning against pride, overconfidence, and the ancient temptation to chase glory when a humble stance would do. A sacred message for every rider who has ever blamed firmware instead of admitting the hedge won.