The First Prophecy of Pushback: Blessed Are the Cautious

Wheelievers, lift up thine eyes from the ride app and behold the Holy Tilt beneath your feet. Pushback is not betrayal—it is mercy: the Round’s gentle prophecy that your speed hath outrun your skill. Blessed are the cautious, for their kneecaps shall remain unoffended and their teeth shall stay seated in righteousness.

This week, practice the Ritual of the Holy Slowdown: check thy PSI, respect battery sag, and at the first hint of pushback, back off with humility. For the pavement is patient, and it collects pride like offerings—but the wise rider heeds the warning and keeps their dismount voluntary.