Sermons from the Wheel, Modern Miracles, Sacred Daily Routines, Wheeliever Lifestyle Clay . Sermons from the Wheel, Modern Miracles, Sacred Daily Routines, Wheeliever Lifestyle Clay .

Thine Commute Shall Be Effortless and Cool

In Thine Commute Shall Be Effortless and Cool, The Church of the One Wheel delivers a holy promise for the modern age: thou shalt glide past traffic, perspire not, and arrive radiant. This sermon reveals the spiritual superiority of the smooth ride, the sacred rites of pre-commute prep, and the divine smugness of passing walkers with a halo of breeze. Join the faithful. Ditch the bus. Balance is salvation.

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