A winter Advent for Wheelievers: we light the season not with candles but with battery bars—hope glowing one LED at a time. Warm the pack, trim your PSI, schedule firmware at home (with Wi-Fi and snacks), and heed pushback like an angel that says “not today.” Share outlets, untangle cords, glide gently past inflatable reindeer. Let there be light…bars—and enough range to get you home.

An altar call for common sense: this sermon anoints the Helmet of Salvation, Gauntlets of Mercy, and Knees of Repentance, then lifts the Shield of PSI against nosedives, pride-bumps, and November leaves. Firmware appears as a wilderness trial, pushback as pastoral care. Armor up, wheeliever—faith without pads is… asphalt.