Why Two Wheels Are a Sin Against Nature
Balance was never meant to be divided. In this fiery sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we confront the greatest heresy of modern transportation — the two-wheeled scooter. Discover why true faith rides on one wheel alone, and why adding a second is not innovation… it’s sin.
The Path to Balance is Paved (Preferably Smooth)
True balance isn’t just within — it’s beneath you. In this sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we reflect on the spiritual power of a smooth path, and why life (and pavement) is better without cracks, gravel, or chaos.