From deep within the sanctified axle comes a sermon like no other. In Blessed Be the Bearings That Spin Eternal, The Church of the One Wheel reveals the divine mechanics behind every holy glide. Meet the Seven Sacred Bearings, guardians of balance and prophets of smooth motion, enshrined forever in speed, silence, and stainless steel. Let their sacred spin anoint your soul—and your hub.

This Mother’s Day, The Church of the One Wheel honors the quiet, powerful presence that keeps us balanced — the motherboard. Join us for a sermon that celebrates the sacred overlap between motherhood and maintenance, where tire pressure meets maternal wisdom and every beep is a blessing.