When the wobble cometh, the faithful must decide: stiffen like a mailbox, or return unto center with soft knees and humble ankles. This week’s sermon opens The Book of Bearings to reveal that wobble is not always punishment, but a message from the Wheel. A sacred lesson in balance, breath, and blaming thy stance before blaming the bearings.

In Yea, Though I Roll Through the Valley of Speed Bumps…, The Church of the One Wheel delivers a high-stakes sermon on balance, faith, and low-clearance salvation. As sacred speed bumps rise like trials on the path to flow, only the soft-kneed and spiritually aligned shall pass unshaken. This is not just a ride—it’s a test of soul suspension.

Feeling shaky on your One Wheel? That wobble is holy! In this satirical sermon, “Wobble as Worship,” The Church of the One Wheel shows riders how embracing instability turns every parking-lot glide into a joyful act of balance, faith, and fearless fun.