On the longest day, the faithful are called to honor the sacred mystery of one tire, one hub, and one rider trying very hard not to turn sunshine into poor judgment. This solstice sermon celebrates the Holy Hub Motor, the wisdom of the single Wheel, and the humbling truth that daylight is not the same as permission for one more hill.

On the third day, the board rose again — fully charged. In this sacred and slightly unhinged Easter sermon, we reflect on the resurrection, redemption, and the real meaning of the season: never letting your battery die again. Amen and ride on.