Wheelievers, today’s sermon is not shouted from the mountaintop, it is read quietly from the sidewall. Learn why guessing thy PSI leads to wobble, why confidence without a gauge invites correction, and why the path of righteousness lies squarely between “too soft” and “too proud.” This is a call to preparation, humility, and the sacred act of checking before carving.

When doubt hits like a headwind, don’t freeze like you’re presenting Q4 to hostile analysts—lean in with your hips, not your ego. This sermon baptizes Sandberg’s slogan in traction: micro-tilt saves macro-rides, pushback is pastoral care, and firmware updates belong at home with Wi-Fi and snacks. Wheelievers, center up, breathe, and let the board do the work—so you avoid the Valley of the Shameful Carry.