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He Has Risen… Because the Battery Recharged
Sermons from the Wheel, Holy Days & Holidays Clay . 4/20/25 Sermons from the Wheel, Holy Days & Holidays Clay . 4/20/25

He Has Risen… Because the Battery Recharged

On the third day, the board rose again — fully charged. In this sacred and slightly unhinged Easter sermon, we reflect on the resurrection, redemption, and the real meaning of the season: never letting your battery die again. Amen and ride on.

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Is Walking a Test of Faith?
Sermons from the Wheel, Lessons in Balance, Rider Reflections Clay . 4/13/25 Sermons from the Wheel, Lessons in Balance, Rider Reflections Clay . 4/13/25

Is Walking a Test of Faith?

Every rider faces the ultimate test — the walk of shame. In this sermon, The Church of the One Wheel reflects on the spiritual lessons found when your battery dies and you are forced to walk. Is walking failure… or faith?

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Why Two Wheels Are a Sin Against Nature
Sermons from the Wheel, Doctrine & Beliefs, Sacred Balance Clay . 4/6/25 Sermons from the Wheel, Doctrine & Beliefs, Sacred Balance Clay . 4/6/25

Why Two Wheels Are a Sin Against Nature

Balance was never meant to be divided. In this fiery sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we confront the greatest heresy of modern transportation — the two-wheeled scooter. Discover why true faith rides on one wheel alone, and why adding a second is not innovation… it’s sin.

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The Path to Balance is Paved (Preferably Smooth)
Sermons from the Wheel, Lessons in Balance, Sacred Paths Clay . 3/30/25 Sermons from the Wheel, Lessons in Balance, Sacred Paths Clay . 3/30/25

The Path to Balance is Paved (Preferably Smooth)

True balance isn’t just within — it’s beneath you. In this sermon from The Church of the One Wheel, we reflect on the spiritual power of a smooth path, and why life (and pavement) is better without cracks, gravel, or chaos.

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Baptized by Asphalt: My Conversion Story
Sermons from the Wheel, Rider Reflections, Trials of the Faithful Clay . 3/16/25 Sermons from the Wheel, Rider Reflections, Trials of the Faithful Clay . 3/16/25

Baptized by Asphalt: My Conversion Story

Every true rider has fallen. In this personal testimony from The Church of the One Wheel, Deaconess Marnie ‘Crash Queen’ Lopez shares how hitting the pavement was not the end of her journey — it was the beginning of her faith in the One Wheel.

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